Athlete Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Olympic meeting

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Football heads...

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions