Humor-loving Athlete Gifts

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

Rugby Player

'Go deep.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Red Card on the Podium

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

First Shot Discus Thrower

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Are you a football fan?'

Fish golfing.

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'