Humor-loving Athlete Pillows

Hot dog.

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Go deep.'

Football Violence

Rugby Player

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Red Card on the Podium

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Martina Hingis

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

First Shot Discus Thrower

'Are you a football fan?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

Fish golfing.

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'