Fun-loving Athlete Pillows

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

Rugby Player

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Go deep.'

Hot dog.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Goalie Wall.

Basketball Players Working Together

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Javelin

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Tag, you're it!"

"You're getting better."

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Tennis Doubles

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Lawnmower racing

'Hey, count me in!'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.