Athlete With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Location Points on Podium

'Your shoe's untied.'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Go deep.'

Football Violence

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Rugby Player

Hot dog.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Red Card on the Podium

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Martina Hingis

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

First Shot Discus Thrower

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'