Athletic Humorist Pillows

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The yellow flag goes up and runners hold their positions until the wreck is cleared from the track.

Football Violence

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'