Athletic Skills Humorist Pillows

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'