Court Sport Humorist Pillows

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'The highest court in the land.'