Athletic Humorist Gifts

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Pete Sampras

Butterfly catching.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The yellow flag goes up and runners hold their positions until the wreck is cleared from the track.

Football Violence

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Alternative fielding positions

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics