Athletic Comedian Gifts

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Extreme miming"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

The Hockey World

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Robber on treadmill

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics