Sporting Comedian Gifts

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Rain stops play?"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Wimbledon Courts

"Oh this, this is in case I see a rabbit on the fairway."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

"How should we divide the teams?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football