Sporting Humorist Gifts

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!

A pot of darts players

"And the score remains unchanged."

Bronze age games

"Let's go with the sand-wedgie."

Track & Field & Stream magazine

The Club Singles Duel.

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

Boxer sitting in the ring reading 'KO' magazine.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"