Sporting Humorist Gifts

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!

A pot of darts players

"And the score remains unchanged."

Bronze age games

"Let's go with the sand-wedgie."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Track & Field & Stream magazine

The Club Singles Duel.

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

Boxer sitting in the ring reading 'KO' magazine.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'