Sports Comedians Gifts

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

'7th inning, stretch time.'

"First one to eleven."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Dedication to excellence....

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'