Athletic Comedians Gifts

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Extreme miming"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'He's maturing early.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

Champions biting their medals

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Bobsled Police.

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Prison Croquet Team

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Discus accidents.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.