Athletic Comedians Prints

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Extreme miming"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

"How should we divide the teams?"

'He's maturing early.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Robber on treadmill

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Champions biting their medals

Football Violence

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Bobsled Police.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

The Puck Stops Here.

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Prison Croquet Team

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Discus accidents.