Exercise Comedians Prints

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'He's maturing early.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Damn speed hump!"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups