Exercise Comedians Pillows

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'He's maturing early.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Damn speed hump!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"You could do with some weight training."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'