Exercise Humorists Pillows

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Robber on treadmill

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Still on your left."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'