Exercise Humorists Pillows

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Olympic Torch Training

Pelobong

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Still on your left."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."