Exercise Humor Lover Pillows

"By 'take more exercise' I didn't mean 'walking to the takeaway'!"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Please seat to be weighted.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Check out my six pack.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"You could do with some weight training."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'