Comedy Lover Who Enjoys Exercise Humor Pillows

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Please seat to be weighted.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"You could do with some weight training."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Like it'll do any good.'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'