Gym Humor Lover Pillows

Blow up muscles.

"My personal trainer couldn't get it through his head that my arms are too short to touch my toes, so I ate him."

'Mind waiting for me INSIDE next time?'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'

'I'm more of a leg man, myself!'

'No, I don't think it's a piece of exercise equipment.'

What do you mean Bra Hamsters?

"Actually, George goes to the gym every day. He's the cleaner there."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercise now!

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Robber on treadmill

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Battery lifting weights

Fast Food Dieter

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Walking To School Simulator