Gym Humor Fan Pillows

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Keep Fit.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Old Karate Master

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Health

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

"Damn speed hump!"

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Stationary bicycles.

Balloons On Barbell.

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'

Pommel Horse Poops.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."