Gym Humor Lovers Pillows

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"I love strong coffee."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Muscular Santa

Stationary bicycles.

Balloons On Barbell.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.