Gym Humor Junkie Pillows

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Robber on treadmill

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Fast Food Dieter

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Olympic Torch Training

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'Will I still be married?'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...