Gym Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Look at it as a big ab machine.'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

"Oh, just swapping over to a renewable energy source..."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Fast Food Dieter

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Damn speed hump!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Balloons On Barbell.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Stationary bicycles.

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

Pommel Horse Poops.