Gym Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Look at it as a big ab machine.'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

"Oh, just swapping over to a renewable energy source..."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I love strong coffee."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Damn speed hump!"

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Balloons On Barbell.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Stationary bicycles.