'Mental exercise doesn't count.'
Gym-goer Humor Gifts
Looking for a humorous gift for a gym enthusiast? Our collection of fun, witty products captures the lighter side of working out. Whether they lift weights or just lift spirits, these gifts are sure to motivate and amuse.
On the back of the t-shirt...
'Not that sort of body building program!'
Still Life With Nordic Track
Executive gym with briefcases for weights.
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
Robber on treadmill
"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."
Fast Food Dieter
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.
Olympic Torch Training
No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
"I want you to learn from my mistakes."
'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Easy chair exercise machines
'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it
"It's improv night."
'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'
'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."
"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."
My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!
"Damn speed hump!"
"I love strong coffee."
Gym. Trainer. What's with this "burning calories"? Why can't we just lightly toast them?
Woman and sport trainer
Gym-goer Humor Gifts Collection
Gym-goer Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of gym humor mugs—ideal for anyone who needs a funny boost with their morning coffee.
Gym-goer Humor Pillows
Discover our humorous gym pillows—great for adding a smile to any space and supporting comfort with a touch of wit.
Gym-goer Humor Prints
Browse our funny gym prints—quirky decor that celebrates fitness with a humorous flair.
Gym-goer Humor T-Shirts
Check out our fun gym-themed t-shirts—perfect for making workout wear both humorous and stylish.