Gym Goers With Humor Gifts

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Fast Food Dieter

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

"Damn speed hump!"

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."