Gym Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"