Gym Enthusiasts Gifts

"I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"I wish I could bulk-up like that."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'Filling in that application form was a severe first test.'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Musical Pirates

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'How much for the recipe?'

'Keep fit.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Exercise now!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."