Gym Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"I wish I could bulk-up like that."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'Filling in that application form was a severe first test.'

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

Musical Pirates

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

'How much for the recipe?'

'Keep fit.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

To slim down, you need to feel the burn! They have a "scorched girth" policy here.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco