Gym Enthusiast Pillows

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'

'You're very tense today.'

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

The Seven Second Workout

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.

Thinning the herd.

'We'd just like to get in shape to open our medication bottles.'

"When I suggested you exercise to slim down I meant all of you!"

'I joined a gym today and had my first vigorous workout. I thought I was sweating but I think it was my body crying.'

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

'Been working out?'

Blow up muscles.

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

The coach.

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

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'Our athletic trainer is working through some 'issues' ...'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'