Gym Enthusiast Pillows

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'You're very tense today.'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

The Seven Second Workout

Thinning the herd.

They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.

"When I suggested you exercise to slim down I meant all of you!"

Exercise bikes passing each other.

'We'd just like to get in shape to open our medication bottles.'

'I joined a gym today and had my first vigorous workout. I thought I was sweating but I think it was my body crying.'

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

Blow up muscles.

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

'Our athletic trainer is working through some 'issues' ...'

"Stop! You're killing me!"

'Hold the elevator!'

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."