Gym Lover Pillows

Exercising your heart.

'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'

Battery lifting weights

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"You have two choices, one hour of exercising every day or 24 hours of being dead every day."

Running machine with pothole.

'For your high blood pressure, I prescribe exercise and weight loss. For your stress I prescribe exercise and weight loss. For your headaches, I prescribe exercise and weight loss.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"Nice abs."

'I might be mistaken, but I don't think that's how you do Cy-Yo.'

Hamster Gym

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

"The new intern thinks 'core values' has to do with his abs."

Ok, maybe I should have focused on running instead of lifting.

World's strongest man competition.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'It's my ass, Doc...I can't wipe it.'

'Just as I thought - A bald tyre!'

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Built and Build without a permit.

"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."

Before and After diet photos.

Red riding hood upon seeing 6 wolves in the bed "Oh...a six pack"

Mass Gathering

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"

'Pretty good shape for a guy your age.' Ab crunch crazies

Workout motivation.

"My husband sleep walks, but I don't mind because he needs the exercise."

Armed Personal Trainer

'How was aerobics class?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!