Gym Lover Pillows

Exercising your heart.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'

Battery lifting weights

"You have two choices, one hour of exercising every day or 24 hours of being dead every day."

Running machine with pothole.

"Nice abs."

'For your high blood pressure, I prescribe exercise and weight loss. For your stress I prescribe exercise and weight loss. For your headaches, I prescribe exercise and weight loss.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

World's strongest man competition.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'It's my ass, Doc...I can't wipe it.'

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

'I might be mistaken, but I don't think that's how you do Cy-Yo.'

'Just as I thought - A bald tyre!'

Built and Build without a permit.

"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."

Before and After diet photos.

Red riding hood upon seeing 6 wolves in the bed "Oh...a six pack"

"The new intern thinks 'core values' has to do with his abs."

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

Hamster Gym

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Mass Gathering

"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"

'Pretty good shape for a guy your age.' Ab crunch crazies

Workout motivation.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

"Girl, you need to get yourself back in shape."

"My husband sleep walks, but I don't mind because he needs the exercise."

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."