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'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Gynnastics.

The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse

I love gymnastics

"Mum, my gymnastic leotard is in there. Make sure it's on tumble dry!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'He's maturing early.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."