Gymnastics Lover Gifts

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Gynnastics.

The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse

I love gymnastics

"Mum, my gymnastic leotard is in there. Make sure it's on tumble dry!

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

'He's maturing early.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'