Gymnastics Fan Gifts

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

Man reading a yoga book while standing on his head.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Bicycle gymnastics

Men's Parallel Bars

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Keep Your End Up

Bob Kaputtkov is a balance beam genius. Bob is coached by his dad Blackbeard Kaputtkov, the famous pirate captain.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"I understand she's been training in China.''

Let me guess...A sausage Roll?

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

Missing You#2

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

The rock caricature

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'He's maturing early.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Reasonableman

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."