Gymnastics Enthusiast Gifts

Tonight's Training - Post-Try Celebrations

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

The job interview took an odd turn.

"I, too, get the twisties."

Ribbon Dance

Pommel horse

"Is that a handstand?"

Gymnastics

Gymnast tangled up.

Simone Biles: True Leader

'Enough already. I beleive you can do my time standing on your head.'

Ribbon

Human Pyramid in Egypt.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'He's maturing early.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."