Gym Aficionado Pillows

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

'...It's exercise!'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Gym. Welcome to the gym, guys! Let me show you around. Here we have treadmills and ellipticals for a great cardio workout. This is one of our resistance machines for strength training. These will build and tone your muscles. The rowing machine provides a low-impact workout for both the upper and lower body. Good cardio benefits, too! Any questions about the machines you've seen so far? Just one ... do the candy and soda machines take debit cards, or do we need coins?

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'My name is Leo and this is Ron, my personal trainer.'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

'So this is the free exercise club membership the union won us.'

"I think we're ready to start working on the legs!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercising

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.