Gym Aficionado Mugs

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

'...It's exercise!'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'My name is Leo and this is Ron, my personal trainer.'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

'So this is the free exercise club membership the union won us.'

"I think we're ready to start working on the legs!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."