Gymnastics Aficionado Mugs

Bizarre But True.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'He's maturing early.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'