Gymnastics Fanatic Mugs

"First place winner gets a flip phone!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'He's maturing early.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Cheerleaders

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"