Workout Aficionado Pillows

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'Are your arms getting tired?'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

The rock caricature

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."