Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

'It all started with some harmless stretching exercises.'

"Exercise is the best medicine. Jump."

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Warming up

The over-40 workout

Gym Resolutions

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

"Try to get more exercise."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Early Treadmills,

Fat exerciser buying endorphins

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"I just know if I could only lose a few pounds, everything in my life would fall into place!"

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

'They're not hymn numbers - she's showing off her figure!'

Mirror inside refrigerator. Caption: Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

Shopping for an exercise bike

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'

Getting in shape (or not)

'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"Have you been putting on weight?"

Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'