Fitness Enthusiast Mugs

'It all started with some harmless stretching exercises.'

"Exercise is the best medicine. Jump."

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Warming up

The over-40 workout

Gym Resolutions

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

"Try to get more exercise."

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Early Treadmills,

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"I just know if I could only lose a few pounds, everything in my life would fall into place!"

Fat exerciser buying endorphins

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Shopping for an exercise bike

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

'They're not hymn numbers - she's showing off her figure!'

Mirror inside refrigerator. Caption: Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'

Getting in shape (or not)

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"Have you been putting on weight?"

'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.

'No! They're not implants!'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'