Fitness Enthusiast (in Theory) Pillows

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."