Exercise Enthusiast In Theory Pillows

Some people Power Walk. Mary Power Sits.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'