Exercise Fanatic Pillows

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Hairobics

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Pretty good shape for a guy your age.' Ab crunch crazies

"Damn speed hump!"

New yoga position.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you do sports?"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'