Fun Fitness Fanatic Pillows

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

City Marathon.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"