Fun Fitness Fanatic T-Shirts

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Exercise Class

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Bench Press Accident

City Marathon.