Exercise Enthusiasts Pillows

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Whatever."

Step class member taking the elevator at work

Antenna Yoga.

Acme Tummy Flattening Kit

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'That's our group plan.'

'How do you like the new aerobics instructor?'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Bad news Fred, they're stopping my incapacity benefit.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Cyclist Flamingoes

"I've been standing here all day, but there's no change!"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Treadmills at fast food restaurants

The Remote Olympics

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Was it something I said?"

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.